Wow.

I find this to be both unexpected and fucking awesome.

I don’t even know…

I don’t know how to intro this. This is so absolutely brilliant. There are no words.

Dance Party Friday

I want to start watching the local news.

This is, like, my porn.

This is how I what?

I love this picture.

note: while the pic in question is strictly not NSFW, you will be browsing toward “boners.com”, and other content on boners.com is quite NSFW.

note: NSFW = “not safe for work”

Dear Santa,

Gimme.

Love,
Matty

I just went to Amazon to check the status of something I ordered (with free supersaver shipping, because I’m poor, so it’s taking a long time.) and got completely distracted by this. I really really want one. I heard Jeff Bezos talking about this in an interview years ago, and it stuck with me, and now here it is.

Brilliant

Stephen Colbert writes an Op-Ed piece for the NY Times.